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100 Word Rant: The Great Chris Debacle

Gracey Cowden

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Our generation has been bombarded by the amaziness of the Chris’. Yes that’s right I am talking about Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine. Soon there will be a movie containing three of these handsome actors, which one is the best can be a heated topic sometimes. I think that Chris Pratt isn’t as good as the other Chris’ such as Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth, but that’s just me. Chris Pine isn’t as well known as the others, but if you remember the handsome pilot in Wonder Woman you may just become Chris Pine’s newest fan.

Gracey Cowden, 10

Gracey Cowden requested I write precisely 100 words on the undeniable awesomeness of Chris Pine. Reluctantly, I agreed. If I had celebrity crushes, Chris Pine would fill spot #1. First of all, Star Trek is infinitely better than Guardians of the Galaxy. Regarding the flawed argument that Chris Pratt is the best ever, I vehemently disagree. While Chris Pratt is occasionally funny, he also plays the epitome of total dude bro and gets cheap laughs from being “the dumb one”. Pine is also adorably handsome, funny, and has gorgeous blue eyes. CHRIS. PINE. WINS. EVERY. TIME. (#micdrop)

You’re welcome, Gracey.

Mariah Ramos, science teacher

I think that there are plenty of talented Chris’ in the acting world today, but none like Chris Pratt. He’s a really good actor, because he can be any character but still pull it off. I loved watching him in Parks and Recreation as Andy, he was hilarious. The best thing Chris Pratt has ever done is Guardians of the Galaxy. He made the character his own, and there’s no doubt in my mind the role will become iconic. Also him with his son is the cutest thing! I cannot wait to see what Chris Pratt does in the future.

Grace Brown, 10

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Gracey Cowden, Staff Writer
Hey! My name is Gracey and I am a junior. This is my second year in SPUB, and I am the staff manager for this school year. I joined because I have always loved to write, so being able to write about things that are actually happening here at Spring Hill High School is so...
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  1. Crystal Herman on January 18th, 2018 10:19 am

    Chris Pratt is definitely the best chris

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