• There Is No Easy Solution

    There Is No Easy Solution

    James Barnett

    March 1, 2018

    After the deadly school shooting in Florida, leaving 17 dead and many more injured, the survivors are taking a stand against gun laws and the indecisive congress. Although Trump has promised more rigorous background checks with mental health screenings, nothing has happened as of yet. Many students around...

  • Parkland Shooting Spurs New Protests

    Parkland Shooting Spurs New Protests

    Lily Kuhn

    February 23, 2018

    Feb. 14, former student Nicholas Cruz entered Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School of Parkland, Fl. and set off the fire alarm. The students were confused, having already had a fire drill earlier that day, but they rushed outside their classrooms as they were supposed to. It was then that Cruz opene...

  • Team Skate Triumph

    Team Skate Triumph

    Gracey Cowden

    February 16, 2018

    The first winter olympic event to hit the big screen was a new ice skating event called the team skate. The event took three nights to conclude and the US ended up in 3rd. The event started with ten countries competing in the short program round, hoping to be one of the five countries to make it throu...

  • Olympic Outlier

    Olympic Outlier

    Mary Foley

    February 8, 2018

    With the 2018 winter Olympics starting today, a tense competition is brewing- and it has nothing to do with the athletes. A recent report has announced that Kim Yo Jong, who is none other than the infamous Kim Jong Un’s sister, will be present at the olympic ceremony. To counter this move, the U.S. ...

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Skate The Night Away
Obama vs. Trump on School Shootings
Walking Into School With Fear

Walking Into School With Fear

February 16, 2018

Haitians On The Rise

Haitians On The Rise

January 23, 2018

New California

New California

January 22, 2018

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James’ Jokes!

My Boss: “You’re fired.”

Me: turns in gun and badge

My Boss: “You’re a waiter where did you get those”


A barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years.

I had no idea he was a barber.


Last night I was attacked by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.


Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent of an electrician I am.


I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.

It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.


What’s it called when a King and a Queen have no children?

A receding heir line.


The police called to tell me that my wife was in the hospital.

“How is she?” I asked.

“Very critical,” replied the officer.

“What the heck is she complaining about now?”


When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop.

The same is true for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”


The bartender said we don’t serve time travellers.

Two guys walk into a bar.


What’s the difference between the U.S. and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years it develops a culture.

Freshmen Face Finals
Better ACT Now

Better ACT Now

The ACT is a common test taken by high sch...

Once A PAL, Always A PAL

Once A PAL, Always A PAL

Students at Spring Hill were chosen to b...

Scholars’ What?

Every school year, dozen of students join th...

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